viper the asswiper

viper's true name

oh hey its viper the asswiper

by Joe Schmo III December 23, 2018

asspit

Stripper slang for their place of employment aka a titty bar.

"OMG.... That asshole I just did a lap dance for, only paid me 30 dollars. I am leaving the asspit with only 300 in my sweaty g-string!".

by millak January 26, 2008

Assitude

The scale with which one can be rated as an ass, asshole, asshat, or any combination thereof. These people generally fall along the lines of what is described in Denis Leary's "Asshole" song. Ratings of assitude can range from your average tribal-tatted, grunting gym rat all the way up to Bernie Madoff.

Person 1: That guy's assitude just jumped about 50 points. I'm pretty sure I hate him now more than Jersey Shore.

Person 2: Whoa, that's pretty bad.

by Carbomb December 18, 2010

asswipe

A person that wipes his ass.

example, jeffcongo he is an asswipe.

by jeffcongo October 29, 2004

asstitude

A state of being, replete with personality tendencies so incredibly vile and off-putting that there is simply no other term for their level of social communication. A complete lack of anything even remotely resembling a clinical attitude (even a negative one).

"Bro, gimme a drink."
"Excuse me?"
"I SAID gimme a DRINK. It's fuckin' HOT."
"Dude, you need to check your asstitude at the door."

by Gregory Novak May 10, 2007

asswinch

The act of having to use a winch to get your dick out of somebody's ass. Typical in daily gay interactions.

"Damn, yesterday I had to call in the asswinch to get my dick out of Tom's ass."

by Kraven Morehead Tuday November 25, 2006

Assbitch

Sorta like an asshole but a chick. Guys are assholes and girls are assbitches

Me: I'd call her an asshole, but she's a chick
Friend: she's an assbitch!

by Silo-is-the-name August 13, 2016