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accidendial

The act of unwittingly dialing one's own cell phone, often keeping an open line and allowing the unintended call recipient an amusing eavesdrop session.
Sally (via text): Hey, did you just try to call me?
Joe (via text): No.
Joe checks call log, then (via text): Oh, snap! I just accidendialed you! How much of the past 20 minutes did you hear??
by adventurefighter June 12, 2010
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Accriate

Dj Khaled's slightly mispronounced version of the word "accurate". One of the keys to success.
You know, I think my vocabulary is very accriate these days.
by randombeanwisdom May 1, 2016
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traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.
I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.
by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010
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Horrible Shovel Accident

One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head withe shovel.

The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.
"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."

"Yeah, but she had it coming."
by PaschaSC June 4, 2007
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Accidental Anal

When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.
"Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal."

"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."

"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."
by Matrek December 16, 2011
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accidentogenic

Having very unsafe driving habits, e.g. cutting into traffic from a single narrow lane into a four-lane highway without signaling; making a right turn from a left lane; running red lights, etc.
Mr. Nilsson is a heavy drinker and very accidentogenic. I wouldn't get into a car with him if my life depended on it!
by pentozali October 17, 2007
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accidental videochat block

This occurs when someone on your buddy list, who used to be a friend, was never deleted from the list. You mean to click the video chat icon next to your friend's name, but accidentally click the used-to-be friend's name. You immediately cancel the invitation and block the person, to prevent the incident from re-occurring.
Alexa: Shit! I just accidentally invited Kyle to a video chat and then canceled it immediately. Now I have to block him so that never happens again!

Jacob: Haha I just got the accidental videochat block from John. I havent talked to him in months and he invited me to a video chat, canceled a second later, and then blocked me.
by jacoboellobo June 28, 2009
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