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Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
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OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.
i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 23, 2019
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Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them
George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant
by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019
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Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.
I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.
by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023
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Assist

A person that treks wolkjes and helps make the kmt een feestje
Look! An Assist! GEIL!!!1!1!1
by Ge1l May 16, 2022
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friendly assist

Giving a friend a hand job outside of a relationship.
It's been a while for Brad so I gave him a friendly assist.
by Ahael December 19, 2023
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supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾
If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.
by Lost then found July 15, 2021
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