September 28th

If you were born on this day, someone born in July will definitely give you a blowjob. Also you can ask for anything and she/he has to do it! Happy birthday <3

Ali: When’s your birthday??

Justin: September 28th

Ali: Oh really? I have to give you a blowjob then and it will be the best you’ll ever receive

Justin: Why you think that?

Ali: Because I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 26, 2020

28th Amendment

You can't out pizza the hut.

Me: Let's make homemade pizza.
My friend: Ok, but remember the 28th Amendment.

by getthefuckoutofmywayufuckinhoe February 27, 2020

July 28th

July 28th is national send James nudes day, and get some in return, but only jame’s girlfriend- as he doesn’t want anyone’s nudes but hers because he doesn’t belong to the streets.

It’s July 28th...James’s lucky day!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe July 27, 2020

May 28th

If you were born on May 28th your just not gonna have a good life. And also if you know a person that starts would a Z I would do anything for him because he is better than u

Wow your born on May 28th. That sucks

by Maxisjd September 10, 2020

May 28th

If you were born on May 28th your just not gonna have a good life. And also if you know a person that starts would a Z I would do anything for him because he is better than u

Wow your born on May 28th. That sucks

by Maxisjd September 10, 2020

28th September

the day that Callum failed his driving test at 2:30pm

on the 28th September, I laughed that Callum failed his driving test

by Pexcey September 21, 2020

April 28th

Give an arnold palmer to a a loved to show that arnold palmers are amazing.

Friend: "Hey do you know what day it is?"
Me:"No, why?"
Friend: "Its April 28th, give me an arnold palmer NOW!!!!!!"

by fabby :) October 18, 2020