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May 20th

May 20th is national suck Edwards dick day and a birthday of a badass.
by DancingQueen829 October 15, 2019
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May 20th

Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.
Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.
by JesSUCCa October 20, 2019
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February 20th

February 20th is a day where everybody has to be non homo and if you are you are punished
by TheSaltySoviet October 16, 2019
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March 20th

Women have February 14th, men have March 20th
by d2k February 14, 2006
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October 20th

National Fuck any of your same sex friends so hard that their butthole or vagina bleeds so much that you can use it as lube to fuck them even harder day.
Nick: Hey bro, its October 20th, you know what that means.
Josh: Fine bro, *bends over and spreads his asscheeks*
by BigBoiNigga October 17, 2019
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November 20th

It’s November 20th u know what that means... Recent person u texted on Snapchat has to date u until ur both on Summer break u can’t say no and u have to actually be in a relationship with them THEY CANT SAY NO IF THEY DO THAT MEANS THEY HATE U RULES: (no faking it) ( has to say Ily when they first start dating) ( text everyday) ( can call if wanted to)
Ok SORRY SARAH ITS NOVEMBER 20th
by Bedtimebuggs78 November 19, 2019
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April 20th

On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.
April 20th female birthday day celebrator named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.
by "Underpants kid" April 19, 2020
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