failing at life

what your facebook status would say if it was representative of what you are currently doing

Sally is failing at life.

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(Sally has 315 friends on facebook)

by wittyname January 16, 2010

Senses Fail

A fucking awesome band that so far, and so very good, haven't blown up into big headed bimbos. Looks like we could go for a long run with these guys!! Gotta love em!!

A flipping amazing band in concert!!!

by Alex Rat March 28, 2005

senses fail

the band that combines my love of rock and my love of punk and lets that little bit of emo out of its cage

wow senses fail is great

by deadsmurf2 July 23, 2004

epic fail

The highest form of fail known to man. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You must die, or the world will fail itself due to such an extreme level of failage.

<Noob>:OMG I gotz teh myspaces n mah yootoobs rool n sutf n u sux cuz u has no myscapes!

<Me>: Epic fail.

by Lawligation November 14, 2007

Tattle Fail

When somebody tries to tell on you but the person they tattle to doesn't care what you did

Tom: Mrs.Smith, Frank is chewing gum!
Mrs.Smith: It's okay, just make sure you don't choke on it.
Frank: Tom, you're such a tattle fail.

by thatoneguythatstoocoolforyou November 26, 2010

Epic Fail

An epic fail is like the God of all failures. Nothing can fail more then that.

Sara was just sitting on her skateboard, then ended up with road rash.
EPIC FAIL.

by Candy from Slovakia June 10, 2009

All-Fail

The complete and universal repeated failure at a task.

I was working on the car, but it went all-fail when everything I tried ended in failure.

by mdfiasco December 15, 2009