Trainers

A British slang word for Shoes.

I went to NikeTown and bought 4 pairs of trainers.

Trainers by steviegoos November 23, 2004

freight trained 

feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap

my girlfriend just dumped me, i'm totally freight trained

freight trained by lukethebigfatleonard May 9, 2007

taint 

ety. (v) Taint is a whimsical distortion of "it isn't" > it ain't > taint.

(n) 1. The taint is the stretch of skin at the inferior surface of the perineum (bottom of the crotch). 2. In males the taint is the region between the anus and the scrotum; in females it is the region between the anus and the vagina.

It taint part of the pussy and it taint part of the ass; it's right between them.

taint by Mission185 September 7, 2017

Trained Seal 

When a man stacks three females on top of each other and has sex with all three, each of which making a different noise as he screws her.

He scored a trained seal!

Trained Seal by thameythidd September 5, 2009

Taint Poacher 

Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.

Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.

Taint Poacher by Stevie Y April 12, 2006

trainsmash 

Something you wouldn't do when your children are around, on or off a train.

'Man...last night was a trainsmash'

OR

'Excuse me your in my seat, if my kids weren't here there'd be a trainsmash!'

trainsmash by loltown.com August 5, 2009

taint whistle 

a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.

With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.

taint whistle by Will Bixby May 4, 2006