Bintang Brain

The after-effects associated with returning to work after a holiday indulging in copious amounts of alcohol in an Asian country.

"It's the first Monday back at work after my alcohol fuelled Asian holiday. I've got Bintang Brain cause I can't even remember how to login"

by MrMoofMonster November 5, 2013

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015

Brain

a thing in your head that %99.9999 of people don't have

I have a Brain

no you just don't.

by fasdfadfs February 20, 2015

brain

Something you lack if you have to type it on this website.

You don't have a brain

by 2Kewl4u February 28, 2015

salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.

I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.

by someGuy April 7, 2015