small brain genius

you're dumb but you do something smart for once

that dude over there is a small brain genius, he accidentally poured some substance into whatever tf that is and created it into a new material.he is getting the nobel peace prize rn

by RadicalMuffin December 6, 2020

Brain

When you are in deep thought about someone, and you start to miss them

Man: my wife gives brain every day

Man2: mine never does unfortunately, so I killed her

by Faxspeaker December 2, 2020

Bing-brained

The feeling you get when your mind is racing, each thought produces a new semi-related thought and you are unable to focus on any single thought. Much like the dialogue in the commercial for Microsoft's semantic search engine Bing.

I don't think I'm going to be able to finish this project tonight, I'm feeling very bing-brained.

by bridgetroll817 June 5, 2011

puppy brain

When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.

I have such Puppy Brain - I want a dog so badly.

by taiwks January 22, 2014

Smooth Brain Moron

When you reply with something smart to a idiot streamer. Famously used by a British world of tanks player that cannot get good dpg's in overpowered tanks.

"What a smooth brain moron" - Will (Quickybaby) Frampton

by PotatoCrusher May 21, 2023

bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.

I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..

by VaJayJ October 7, 2013

Smooth Brain

If your brain is smooth, it means your dumber.

"You got a smooth brain?"

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021