Tom

A fat, ugly mess that no one will ever love. Everyone wishes he was dead and would stop taking up other peoples oxygen. No girl on planet earth will ever love him.

I’d love to be Tom.

by NotTomBiscuit November 22, 2021

TOM

Girl code for "Time Of Month" meaning she's on period.

Wow TOM really snuck up on me this month.

by YOMYNAMEISSOPHIESNOFLAKE August 02, 2017

Tom

The guy who needs attention and someone to care for him and he's also the best boyfriend/husband anyone could ask for so make sure you treasure a tom in your life

"Tom is the best boyfriend in the whole wide world!!"

by miyahuu November 24, 2021

TOM

Alpha Male with a small ass penis, he likes to take it from the back until he finishes. then he likes to suck the dick of an older male. Stay away from Tom.

Oh is that a Tom

by BIG SHAQ69 October 19, 2021

TOM

Stands for "Time of Month" for girls to refer to their period

"Wow, thats rude. She must be on her ToM."

by MessedUpPotterhead February 28, 2018

Tom

The act of being extremely dopey

Stop being a Tom, you idiot

by P_W February 01, 2018

Tom

he likes ur mom

"Tom slept with your mom last night"

by teamzero April 08, 2022