brown microphone 

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

brown microphone by CockBlocker July 27, 2008

Brown Bagg'n it 

Ever heard of the term a butterface well this will solve your problem. Take a brown bag place over the head of your partner and just imagine of somebody else.

Hey babe you got to be brown bagg'n it for this dick.

Brown Bagg'n it by Jordan and Colin September 18, 2006

brown job 

to have your boss think that your doing a great job, but everyone else in the entire world realizes you're failing miserably, can be the start of your boss demise, term comes from Mike Brown and GWB after katrina

"Brownie your doing a heck of a job" Bush
Pete's a brown jobber, his work is crap but the boss loves him

brown job by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

brown tipping 

when you need to shit and the turd keeps trying to come out before you get to the toilet.

Man, hurry up and get me home. Im brown tipping.

brown tipping by sassymchateful August 15, 2007

Brown Out 

After a long night of drinking one will black out from drinking large amounts of alcohol. If one wakes up the next morning remembering nothing, but with a shit in ones pants then one has "browned out."

"Dude I totally am going to brown out tonight. I just ate a ton of taco bell and plan on drinking a ton!"

Brown Out by j8c11 November 30, 2009

Brown Boy Privilege 

“Brown boy privilege is when brown boys (and men) are given the treatment, freedom and choices which are withheld from brown girls and women, and are able get away with everything. Under everything falls assault, abuse, premarital relationships and sex, drugs, drinking . . . the list can go on. Where brown girls are subjected to feeling guilty over the most miniscule things, or even prioritising their own happiness, brown boys are allowed the reins to choose and pave their own paths, their wrongdoings pardoned and gleaming with excuses, with the privilege to do whatever and be whoever they want. They’re excused and the weight of the family name does not rest on their shoulders. (...) brown boy privilege is having every advantage that brown girls don’t.” — by Sumaiya Ahmed in her article “Brown Boy Privilege” for Poised.

South Asian boys have brown boy privilege

Ugh, they’ve got such brown boy privilege, it’s not fair

Must be nice having brown boy privilege and being able to do what you want without being scared to shame your family

Brown Boy Privilege by pumpkinlattekisses September 22, 2020

Brown Bag 

When you pull a prank by shitting into someones backpack with out telling your friends

Did you hear someone brown Bagged tyler phillips yesterday...hahahaa

Brown Bag by nicco Hallo February 12, 2008