Negative Apples

Negative apples is when you want to defy logic and are astonishingly stupid in math.

“Can I have negative apples” - Gigi

by KPOP_DUCK December 12, 2018

Apple

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.

"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*

by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022

Apple

Apple is a technology company made by Steve Jobs. There is devices like iPhone, iPad, Apple Watch and Apple Vision Pro. Get one at apple.com. Current ceo: Tim cook

I just got an apple iPhone today! Wanna see it and see me set it up?

by Ben Griffiths January 27, 2024

Apple

A company that says features from 4 years ago are "new and exciting" They're also a company that overcharges for products similar to a potato knowing people (mostly basic white chicks) will buy it

Person:I see you're using an Apple product
Basic White Chick: Yeah its better than your phone even though I have no evidence to back it up

by SouljaBoiiii December 9, 2018

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed, but is looking at the camera.

Director: Hey, you extras need to stop apple pudding or I’ll replace you!

by A1burt December 4, 2020

gumming the apple

Toothless man performing cunnilingus

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.

by SiLaura December 18, 2023

Red Apples

When you suck way to hard on your man's nuts and he ends up with Red Apples.

Omg Becka I totally gave Tim some Red Apples last night.

by JoJo Jynx December 13, 2021