Homemade apple sauce 

when you stick a slice of an apple in a girls vagina then leave it in overnight. When you wake up, suck her pussy and homemade apple sauce comes out.

dude, Hailey made me "Homemade apple sauce" last night, it was AWESOME!

Homemade apple sauce by awesomedude123 March 3, 2011

candy apple 

while your woman is on her period you insert your balls into her bloody vagina coating your balls in blood making them look candy apples then she licks off like shes eating a candy apple

my balls looked like a candy apple and she licked it all off

candy apple by The king Friday September 9, 2013

Sticky toffee apple 

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.

Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*

Sticky toffee apple by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019

crack apple 

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

crack apple by fo zum April 26, 2009

Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

Toffee Apple by bonesgiles November 8, 2010

Dirty apple 

sumthin really bad happens sumthin that sux so bad and u wish u could take it back

u dirty appled my life man!!backwen u find belly button lint in ur apple coz ur bestie has std's coz u gave ther buttocks a squeeze then they get mad at u coz u ruined ther life.

Dirty apple by flowerchild22 September 10, 2008

chimney apple

the random nose that comes from your mouth when you sneze, it is going to fast to make it out.
also used in norway when being asked to pass the fork...

excuse me good sir, coud you chimney apple. BEEP?

chimney apple by bobrio November 7, 2004