tree huggin

A person who hugs/humps trees in order to sexually satisfy themselves.
Miriam is such a tree huggin dyke! She hugs trees to get off.
by Kirky Deez April 05, 2011
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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 31, 2023
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tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch
dude somebody kill that tree turkey
by seveneight July 22, 2008
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Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.
Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.
by BigRoostah July 13, 2024
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Tree Sister

The TBHK AU where Kou is really sad and a tree kills his sister and stuff.
I have a really bad addiction to it.
“Do you know Tree Sister?”
“No.”
“You’ll know soon.”
by poIaris December 31, 2022
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Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
by FindmeIdareyou April 06, 2022
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tree balls

The action of hanging testies on a tree for religious purposes

Also, nuts (like acorns)
Damn, look at all those sexy tree balls
by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018
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