by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022
Get the Rusty Trumpetmug. When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you
by littleBasini December 13, 2012
Get the Rusty King Scorpionmug. When a person goes to the Hair Salon to get their hair bleached blonde but the normal stylist off off sick, so they settle for the trainee Scissor Monkey who has never done it before - thus ending up with a Rusty Rinse.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.
by leesumm1 November 5, 2010
Get the Rusty Rinsemug. similar to a rusty trombone but for females; eating a girl's ass out while fingering her vagina (hand looks like a ladel).
hey Lucy remember when I give Roger a rusty trombone some stranger gave me a rusty ladel, it felt sooooooo good!
by masputofuckinfatbitches November 1, 2008
Get the rusty ladelmug. The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.
Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
by Tayus Neb October 26, 2019
Get the Rusty Melodicamug. by .boji November 13, 2011
Get the Rusty Triomug. by Big Chad February 27, 2025
Get the Rusty chadmug.