Love of my life

The only person that you could every truly love completely and unconditionally; no other person could ever hold a candle to them.

Beth: John W., you are the love of my life. When you smile your SpongeBob smile, my heart melts.

by A&Please me July 16, 2022

hold my gay

When your gay inhibits you from doing something, ask a friend to hold it for you

“Hey could you hold my gay for a sec? I gotta kick this guy’s chungus

by Resicoi December 24, 2018

Scratch My Back

Scratch My Back is the eighth studio album (and fifteenth album overall) by English musician Peter Gabriel, his first in eight years. It was released in February 2010. The album, recorded at Air Lyndhurst and Real World Studios during 2009, consists of cover versions of twelve songs by various artists, using only orchestra and voice.It is produced by Gabriel himself with Bob Ezrin.

Scratch My Back

by mennäperille December 17, 2019

my throat bored

when users say 'my throat bored' on the internet in reference to someone, it means they find the person (usually having a penis for genitalia) attractive to the point where they want to give them a blowjob/oral sex.

friend: omg did you see that selfie that tom holland posted?
me: omg my throat bored

by chiaakagia August 10, 2021

Toss my nuggets

The act of throwing up, or feeling that one is about to throw up.

After a fantastic night out at the Naughty Monkey, I knew I was about to completely toss my nuggets. I did, 7 times...

by special kay November 6, 2013

Off my tittys

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are

Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

rubbing my eggroll

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.

guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

by albertoanddelilah December 6, 2019