Paid my dues

When you've put in the time and effort in the past, so that you don't have to work as hard in the present or future.

When the restaurant's most experienced waiter was asked if she wanted to work during Christmas day, she declined, saying "I've paid my dues."

by D. Y. Vetz December 7, 2020

my throat bored

when users say 'my throat bored' on the internet in reference to someone, it means they find the person (usually having a penis for genitalia) attractive to the point where they want to give them a blowjob/oral sex.

friend: omg did you see that selfie that tom holland posted?
me: omg my throat bored

by chiaakagia August 10, 2021

Because of my concussion...

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

by Avon67 February 24, 2011

defriend my honor

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.

Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"

by Poeborgia July 27, 2011

My arm hurts

When you no longer want to engage in a phone conversation and you need to hang up

Keri: “Omg…You would not believe my day at work!”
Jeremy: “My Arm hurts.”

by Keriwagon May 31, 2023

Smh my head

When your homie says something not just dumb but dumbdumb.

Homie1: I just realized smh doesn't stand for somehow
Homie2: smh my head

by Eric Forman once said February 9, 2023

All my fellas

The universe’s most heavenly song. It cures all depression and anxiety and could restore world peace.

“All my fellas”
*all the wars stop and all discrimination disappears and all mental illnesses are cured and people who killed themselves come back from the dead because life is finally good again*

by This-user-likes-pvz November 8, 2023