New dad stat 

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

New dad stat by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

Ur Dad 

Like ur mom, but it's dad

Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?

Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke

Ur Dad by urdadsfatjuicydick September 6, 2021

Woke Dad 

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.

Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

Woke Dad by Doll.Face September 19, 2021

Mom-Dad 

(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group

Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.

Mom-Dad by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

Mom-Dad 

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features

The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!

Mom-Dad by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

ur dad is women 

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure

random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying

ur dad is women by Sadly_f September 21, 2021

ur dad 

most powerful insult.....

your dad is gay, oh i forgot he left you.

ur dad by hvikUJhcslahco October 1, 2021