sushi brain

Similar symptoms to being drunk and obnoxious. Sushi brain is a condition caused by eating excessive amounts of sushi in one sitting (especially rolls).

Once sushi brain develops, you speak much louder than you realize, start saying stupid shit, and laugh at things that aren't even remotely funny.
The sushi restaurant had to cut off Devin and Cecil once they got sushi brain after the big order.
by Douggle0777 October 13, 2018
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fossil brained

“your so fossil brained”
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sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.
Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells
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Brain blur

The meaning of someone having trouble understanding that it is ok to feel a certain type of way.
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Seaweed Brain

An annoying and/or stupid, idiotic person with beautiful sea green eyes.
by Iloveseaweedbrain November 23, 2024
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Seaweed Brain

One of the members of the r/camp half blood Discord Server and my amazing friend and boyfriend. We love you so much.
Jules: Hey Seaweed Brain.
Seaweed Brain: Wassup.
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Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
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