Fuck Stick

Another name for a dildo or penis,

girl 1: Do you have a fuck stick?
girl 2: I have two

by MusicLover14 April 04, 2010

Monkey on a Stick

aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.

Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!

by g-othermal November 02, 2009

moon on a stick

A Styrofoam sphere that your idiot science teacher sticks a pencil through so that you can twirl around a light bulb and simulate the Moon's phases

"Hold your moon on a stick and slowly turn around, watching the shadow on the moon. This is what we see of the Moon at different times of the month."

by Fix It! April 12, 2018

purple sticks

A high quality dildo that lesbians often use to feel the way of a big dick going into her vagina.

"When we have sex, I'll grab the purple sticks."

by Definition Lady July 29, 2017

Measuring Stick

A stick that measures. Generally used by teachers who are poor and cannot afford another means of pointing at retarded lesson plans that no one is paying attention to.

Why is that teacher stroking that measuring stick?

by ceige March 21, 2006

truck stick

This is can be used as a noun or a verb. It means doing a chick hard.

(n) "Man, I gave her the Truck Stick last night"
(v) "Are you going to Truck Stick her or what"

by Hueba April 26, 2006

bum sticks

Came from Pete's experiences with his butthole and random sticks

= Sticking any objects in the hole of one's anus, like a butt plug

Pete uses bum sticks

by moses June 06, 2004