shadow the hedgehog pissed on his fucking wife
Dr. Eggman’s dong is all point, no quills, no pillows; it looks like two balls and a bong.
A Styrofoam sphere that your idiot science teacher sticks a pencil through so that you can twirl around a light bulb and simulate the Moon's phases
"Hold your moon on a stick and slowly turn around, watching the shadow on the moon. This is what we see of the Moon at different times of the month."