Twitten

A Sussex term for a ladies private passage area. Often dark, dank and smelling of urine.

I picked up a bird the other night and her twitten was well overgrown!

by GoneToTheDogs December 28, 2020

Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.

I want you to tickle my twitter

by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020

twitterlizing

A person that speaks so fast they sound live a bird twittering

The girl was twitterlizing while reading the novel out loud.

by Wierdican January 3, 2021

twitter user khi

twitter user khi is @merc4pfs biggest opp.

“ fuck twitter user khi ” - merc4pf

by ihyskip January 6, 2021

Twitterdicked

When the dick is so good you get twitterpated.

He’s so good in bed I got twitterdicked.

by Queen Howell January 10, 2021

Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.

Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.

by Duckos February 15, 2021

Twitter

A social media platform with millions of users, most of them are entitled, racist and sexist karens, k-pop stans, toxic anime fans, and so on. Twitter is known for "cancel culture" which implies that a group of twitter users would try to cancel popular content since it triggered them because it's "RaCiSt, SeXiSt, or HoMoPhObiC"; or it made one simple mistake that irritated them.

In order for them to "cancel culture", they would send death threats, encourage suicide, or discriminate one or more groups that had a different opinion from them, which is only natural for humans to have different opinions to each other.

Half of Twitter users aren't like them though, they would only mind their business, discuss their own topic, and won't actually participate in cancelling culture. It's kind of like society in one place, half of them are nice to each other, while the other half would discriminate and hate.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Jack? he got harassed by Twitter users again.

Guy 2: Again?! What tf did he say again this time in that godforsaken place?
Guy 1: He just said that his favorite character in his favorite tv show is straight, and some toxic fans said "hE's MaRRiEd tO HiS cHiLdhOOd bUlLy, aRe yOu rETarDed?! iT's cANoN!!!" and Jack said he still gets death threats

Guy 2: Damn, he should stop posting his personal opinions online for his own sake.

by haha pseudonym go brr February 18, 2021