Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.

You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.

by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009

piece of shit

(1) a worse than worthless object or person; an object or person that holds no value or redeeming qualities whatsoever

(2) a stupid, low-life, self-righteous human being who makes life a living hell for themselves and others

(3) a small portion of human or animal fecal matter; waste excrement

"That car is a piece of shit!"

"Men are pieces of shit!!!" Heather angrily said to Kyle. "Yeah, so are women," Kyle said back to Heather.

by HumansSuck May 20, 2010

Shit And Run

This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.

"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."

"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"

by Meech April 12, 2005

eat shit

To have an accident resulting in contact with the ground at speed, while riding a human-powered vehicle such as a bicycle or skateboard.

You should wear pads and a helmet when mountain biking, as even the most experienced biker is bound to eat shit from time to time.

by Michael Ellis April 10, 2006

shit socks

Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them

Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.

by mexnfx September 6, 2011

fly shit

Getting something really good.

That's some fly shit.

by abcdefghijlk December 4, 2012

Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result

Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.

by enrique357 August 9, 2009