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Justin Bieber 

(referring to 2010-11 justin) just a silly fella, who's hate train came faster than people in 2020 about to cancel another person. due to his apearance and his voice coming off as feminine

though some of his choices were.. questionable, he was an okay kid at the end of the day. he was also part of a big pipeline that involved lesbians..? anyways, cool kiddo, sad seeing how shat on the lil guy is on this site.

if you are a justin bieber, you are either

1) a silly fella around 14-16 years old with a haircut only a mother can love (and probably has adhd. but yk i'm not goddamn akinator so,,)

2) a lesbian who had the biggest obsession with him for some reason (you didint know if you wanted him, or wanted to BE him)

3) actually justin bieber!
guy 1: "aw what the fuck! look at this little an ungodly amount of slurs and swears he's so shit at music!"

a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "..thats a middle schooler, a middle schooler who's just dealing with emotions. also, his name is Justin Bieber..."

guy 1: "but you gotta admit, Justin Bieber probably has adhd."

a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "ehh, idk about that one, we shouldnt assume justins mental stability."

time skip

a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "oh, i guess justin bieber does have adhd. huh."
Justin Bieber by juju-biebercake December 27, 2024
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Justin G 

Justin G a Very girthy and small chode usally hairy and has a mushroom head
eww omg why do you have a Justin G
Justin G by HairyChode101 January 3, 2025

Justin Bieber Crash Out 

When you fumble your ride or die so hard because you refused to do the inner work.
Yea man he came back 6 years later on my wedding day on a Justin Bieber crash out.

justin beefer 

i dont know
you used to call me on your cell phone
Right back when you need my love call me on your cell phone
right Back when you need my love
I know when the hotline bling that can only meanone thing and I know when the hotline bling that can only mean one thing ever since I left the city you
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im gonna justin beefer you
wtf does that mean
(baby by justin beiber starts playing)
AHHHHHHHHHH (eardrums explode cutely)

Justin Romaine 

A female who follows the Jewish religion and supports black rights.

Justin Nguyen

A rare and precious soul who loves deeply and works tirelessly β€” whether it’s chasing goals, tuning his beloved car, or protecting the heart of the one he loves.
The kind of man who memorizes allergy lists like love letters, and reads emotions like poetry β€” without needing a single word.
A steady presence, a fast heartbeat, and a safe place all in one.
β€œWhen I think of home, I don’t picture a place β€” I think of Justin Nguyen.”
Justin Nguyen by Vcinorev June 12, 2025

Justin bieber 

You people make me sick all you do is bash justin. is there anything that he has done right in your eyes? He has not RUINED music it is booming for all you morons out there. Some of you even make him out to be hitler how can you possibly do that? hitler was evil, he murdered millions of jews how does justin even come near that?!
Justin bieber didnt ruin music you godamn idiots