Garlic Dick

To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.

"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.

Garlic Dick by cougartown97 April 13, 2010

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Deep Fried Dick

The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.

Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!

Deep Fried Dick by Cripndip December 28, 2011

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Dick Salad

A gathering of only male persons

Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.

Dick Salad by El Dorko March 23, 2009

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Small dick

Usually a 3 to 4 inch penis.
A.k.a josh
This is when you bust before she feels it even though it is already in. Girls say they don't care but obviously they do.

Is it a boy
IDK get the microscope .

It's a boy he just has a small dick

Small dick by Leftnutpoped April 11, 2017