Dick Picking

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis

"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

dick canoe

A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.

Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.

by MTYBargainedForYet July 5, 2017

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.

My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery

by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

zito dick

A strange word before the word dick

I like Zito Dick

by DictionaryMan228 March 17, 2017

Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.

Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."

by SakuraF June 23, 2016

Bunchy dick

When the dick (a man's front butt) becomes uncomfortably bunchy (wadded up and/or tucked into itself or other). Annoying, and often painful.

I was wearing a pair of 1 piece pajamas. That shit gave me bunchy dick!

by Melissameow June 10, 2016

Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016