Visit the gift shop 

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

Visit the gift shop by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022

I've had the sherb 

Expression used to convey one's utter exasperation; when one has reached a saturation point, is on their last nerve etc...

Mark Bonnano: "All right, B.J. Kelly, no more drums..."
Broden: "Well, good. I hope he means it, folks, 'cause I've had the sherb."

I've had the sherb by Vlad Dracula Tepes November 27, 2022

Positive vision of the future

Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.

Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "

Positive vision of the future by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

verus the mod 

a jagoff

oh is that verus the mod

yeah i heard he eats children

verus the mod by mitsukini May 13, 2023

The day of aliens vs predators 

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.

Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN

The day of aliens vs predators by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023

vacuuming the backyard 

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess

I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

vacuuming the backyard by Trevyamo August 15, 2023

vandalized the bean 

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

vandalized the bean by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023