speedjay

Funny Asian kid

Your so funny Speedjay

by NotCristian November 16, 2020

Speeze

A fuckin idiot who never listens and constantly refuses help

"Hey drew, you need help?"

"No it's ok i got it, it's only 40 pounds."

"Come here you fukin speeze

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Speed Dating

When a guy is very hot and picks up a bunch of girls at once.

John's speed dating right now. He is getting 20 girls at once.

by BigSmoke40 December 1, 2020

speed limit

149mph or 240kmh the minimum your car should go if your black, in canada thats aproxamately 149 miles a hour or 240kmh to stay alive, in a pursuit.

guy 1: yo i just got a 1996 dodge caravan for $20 bucks cuz some kid puked in it.
guy 2: yeah but that thing doesnt even do the speed limit
guy 1: yeah i think ill scrap it or donate it.

by Cody5050 December 1, 2020

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 3, 2020

speed limit challenge

The speed limit challenge is when you play your favorite song/songs but have to play the music to the speed limit signs seen while driving

“Hey Greg, 50 bucks says you can’t do the speed limit challenge to Awaken by dethlok.”

by Jamesbond324 December 9, 2020

Speed

Jack Ethan Oxenrider

Speed is so crazy I didn’t even see him smear shit on the wall.

by Jack Ethan Oxenrider January 17, 2021