Waffle

Waffle
Pronounced with a A and not an O

The Northern England pronunciation for a potato or desert food item.

Woffle is predominantly used in American English, Southern English and by other soft folk.

Mam, what we Avin for T.

wAffles with egg and beans

by TheCaptain80 October 31, 2023

Waffling

"Waffling is like when you reach a certain threshold where the words you're saying don't add enough significant value to the impact of your idea to the point where you should just stop talking. Like if you're waffling its like you're just repeating the same thing over and over again and it like doesn't mean anything."

"What is bro waffling on about" in response to someone speaking without saying anything

by WhatIsBroYappingOnAbout November 2, 2023

waffsicle

Waffsicle, a portmanteau of waffle and icicle.

Linda: "Tina, you're missing breakfast. Your frozen waffles are gonna refreeze."
Louise: "Mine is somehow burnt and frozen? It defies science."
Gene: "I love Mom's waffsicles."
Tina: "I'll have to take my waffsicles to go. Dad and I have a meeting. Right, Dad?"

by natalie portmanteaux November 13, 2023

Waffling

Waffling can be defined as lying or cooking up a lie . Often used in Britain . (Figurative Term).

Josh said he knew Italian , but as soon as he said a sentence , I knew he was waffling .

by 12 Bucle you November 20, 2023

Waffle stomp

To Defecate in a Shower cubicle, then proceed to push the excrement down the drain

George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.

by Charles Montague November 22, 2023

Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom

I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024

Waffage

The art of locating and experiencing the touch on the body, of conditioned air that differs in ambient temperature +/- 6°C via the external expelling pathway of a retail, restaurant, office and/or commercial facility.

“Wow, did you just feel that waffage?”
“Hey Kirk, lets walk on the other side of the mall, the waffage is so much better”
“Graham, do you think the waffage at the Comm Bank is within the temp range?”, said Kirk.

by Gazamataz69 December 3, 2023