The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)

I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.

by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

Non-Human

An animal that isn't related to the human species.

Fox 1: Are we apart of the weird furless monkey thing?
Fox 2: No, we're non-human idiot.

by Zach T. Radass January 8, 2023

planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .

“ I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “

by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023

filler human being

People who are just there to fill the spot and someone that no one really cares about. Do you know what i mean?

Some people aren't destined for greatness. You'r a filler human being.

by babyyoyo23 February 28, 2023

pro-human

Supporting the prosperity, growth and other parts of advancement of the Human race.

“You will have some people getting elected as pro-human, anti-globalist but they turn out to be globalist”- Alex Jones

by Maskrade March 27, 2023

Accessory Human

A human being whos existence is absolutely optional for the society. They create some effect, yet the world wouldn't feel even a minor change if they disappeared the next day.

Mike: You heard about Jakob? I heard he finished his gender studies major and became an influencer...
Pauline: So... An Accessory Human?

by Yaminoyori April 22, 2023