sexually afflicted 

this is a general term designed to replace the expletive "f'd up" i decided to invent my own politically correct terms to poke fun @ p/c in general.

someone tempted to say thats "f***ed up" in public might say "thats sexually afflicted" so they dont offend anyone.

sexually afflicted by el fartismo November 25, 2013

Sexually Fluid 

A person who does not identify with one set sexually but any of them at all or maybe none.

T “Dude are you gay, straight, or bi?” L “I’m just me, I’m sexually fluid, I just like what I like when I like it” T “That’s cool bruh”

Sexually Fluid by Whynotthis22 December 1, 2017

Smexual 

1: Another way of saying sexual but in a humorous manner.

2: A video where characters are photoshopped of their bodies using gmod or some image, putting their heads in a black background or another image, then using their soundboard to make them say inappropriate things.

Ugotaphonenumber is a great smexual content creator

Smexual by Servbot3779 March 1, 2014

Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) 

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.

Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.

Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) by Ohio Mike February 9, 2010

sexually frustrated 

when a lack of sex or sexual activities with the person you are talking to leads to a overall bad mood and a dip in social skills. usually long periods of sleep are common

I haven’t seen ****** in a while, I’m not sexually active I’m sexually frustrated

sexually frustrated by Elzandco October 18, 2019

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

Michael Jackson.

Duh!

As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.

burning beacon of raw sexuality by ChronicOCMD September 20, 2012

Sexualize 

To relate everything to sex.

Guy 1: whenever I see a balloon, I think of my girls-
Guy 2: you need to get a grip! you always sexualize things!

Sexualize by 668 October 8, 2008