Tuna power 

A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:

When meeting hot dick

When at a job interview

Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'

Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.

Yo look at that hot dick

Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'

Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'

(Based on real events)

Tuna power by Sophie lambert September 11, 2016

bailey power 

The act of Shiting on top of a car and sliding back and forth rubbing shit all across the car before finally shoving the car's windscreen wiper firmly up your ass and out your nose.

Girl 1 "Did you see John do a Bailey power on my car"
Guy 1 "No that must have been disgusting"
Girl 1 "It was really messed up"

bailey power by Butthole 301 May 13, 2016

True Power 

True power is the feeling of draining the life from your enemies with your bare hands. The feeling of being able to destroy planets with a simple wave of the hand. The feeling of playing God and Devil all at once. The feeling of controlling everything.

" Look, I have dedicated my life, surrendered my life, to a higher power-"
"That's the word. Power. That's what you seek. Not wealth, or control, or clout, no. True Power. How does that sound?"
"Intriguing..."

Hive to Gideon Malick (Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 3 episode 15 "Spacetime")

True Power by Ninja Army July 19, 2016

fusion power 

When you and your bezzie are so close that you feel the need to fuse your power to reconfirm your dank partnership

Me and my best friend did the fusion power and now we we are mega best friends

fusion power by Dankmemer64 January 4, 2017

All Power 

A name that is only officially carried by one person in the entire world. An authentic magician, who manages to make people realize their deepest potential. She is a combination of a magic wand, an unicorn and an angel, three things that we all hope exists, but deep down we question their existence. However contrary to these three magic elements she does exists. When she combines her love, honesty and intuition she creates magic dust. Thereby the name All Power.

All Power, All Glory, All Praises to your name

All Power by What Platons it sokrates March 27, 2017

Yellow Power Ranger

A new term for Lesbian

Meme and Johanna are so cute together, I didn't know Meme was a yellow power ranger

Yellow Power Ranger by Batgirl55 April 4, 2017

The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

The power that rivals god by Vaxazie April 12, 2017