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And none of those things apply exclusively to Christianity. You could make the same video for any cult. "What would it take for me to join a cult?" Change 5 words and it applies in the exactly same way.
Hym "Not exclusive to Christianity. Stop being a shill."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 5, 2024
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Christian

Christian is caring to people he likes if ur mean then he will hate you especially if it’s to his homies or his girl. He loves people and doesn’t mind showing it, when he’s passionate abt someone he will tell them every day. And to his girl he will love you he will dance with u he will hug you he will tell you he cares abt u. And he’s hot so if ur his girlfriend be ready to be hearing a lot of people telling you ur lucky and he will show you off, hype you up but he does get jealous easily, it’s only cuz he want you to be his and want to be yours so you should find it at least a little cute, he is great even if ur just friends then he’s loyal and funny and will make fun of you if ur annoying him but he can also be annoying which sometimes just makes him more adorable
Christian: hey you look so pretty today

His gurl*in her head” oh my god he’s so cute, I mean look at those eyes, and those freckles, ugh and those dimples🤤
His gf blushes*- thanks babe
by Babe_🤤 July 18, 2020
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Christian

A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.
by anonymous June 3, 2025
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Christian Hill

Has a Horse Cock. Wants to kill himself. He has mild autism and multiple personality disorders. Christian Hill is living in a lie. Everything he does is faked by his persona and everything he feels is misguided by his inability to understand his emotions. He will probably join the Marine Corps and regret it.
Wow. That retard seems like Christian Hill
by iSad69 November 27, 2021
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The Christian Persecution Complex

That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.
Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Christian

Christian. The absolute best friend you could ever have. People often take him for granted. Hes amazing with his perfect brown eyes and blonde hair. You sometimes wish he could be all yours. Its impossible not to love him. He is extremely funny and really sarcastic but is always gonna be there when your in need. Hes like your Hunan diary. When ever he holds you the whole world stops and you finally feel safe and calm. Hes just so perfect. Christian and Briea are often the most cutest together. If you ever meet a Christian. Never let him go.
Friend: Did u just see how sweet that guy is
Me: yea thats my friend Christian

Friend: lucky you i want to be his friend to
If your reading this Christian i love you
by beautiful girl8920 October 10, 2016
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