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russian granny smith apple 

First, you must cut the apple into three or four pieces depending on your preferences and your kinkiness. You cut it into even pieces and stick one in the girls pussy and another one in her mouth and one in her nostril. The fourth (optional) goes in the asshole. Then You take them all out and re arrange the pieces again until each has been in each hole. After this has been done you and you girlfriend-this will not work for male gay couples, but can be double for lesbians-both eat the pieces while the partner proceeds to take their foot and stick it in the others pussy. This can also be used with various fruits like a pear which is a called a chunky russian fruit salad.

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Me and my girlfriend do russian granny smith apples after we have had dinner.
A person or thing that stands out.
1: In nature if an animal is looking for food is it likely to go for the fat apple or the small apple?
correct the fat apple.
2: In nature if a human is looking for a member of the opposite sex is it likely to go for the one that stands out (fat apple) or the one in the background (small apple)
correct the fat apple

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fat apple by morgasm May 31, 2004

irish apple

A potato. Simple as that--A potato. Not a deformed penis, not a sexual act--just a potato.
I'm eating an irish apple right now.

" -I got candy corn! -I got a popcorn ball! -I got an irish apple! -I got a rock."
irish apple by MasterGrief November 22, 2006

throwing out an apple pie 

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck
Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds
throwing out an apple pie by shaft December 20, 2004

fiona apple 

one who is overly sensitive and cries easily, such as the singer/songwriter of the nineties, Fiona Apple.
Dude, I just told her I liked her shoes, and she started crying. She's such a fiona apple.
fiona apple by whiteoutconspiracy January 4, 2009

Golden apple

When you shit in your partners hand and then make a ball with the shit, after you roll it in gold glitter. Let it harden and then shove it up your partners ass. Leaving it golden and then eat that apple out. Leaving both partners with beautiful gold. Aka the ol golden bastard.
Hey man last time.. we did the golden apple! Now my beard is full of gold glitter and my girl has been shiting golden flakes for days. Yo homie we rich bitch.
Golden apple by Xart760 January 23, 2019