A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the
people at that time, for he was only
3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and
people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short
people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on
Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short
people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The
goo that started all life
sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with
glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the
normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the
shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be.
Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw
hair dryers into the bathtub.
Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little
People Big
World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"
Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling
Midget."
Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."
