The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in
“Hey man, how’d last night go?”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
by Jamess December 12, 2018
by foodspecial October 25, 2017
by FireShotGamer September 06, 2018
The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 15, 2025
Jerry had the “Aidan Special” happen to him after he was up 31-10 in the 4th quarter and ended up losing
by JewishNPC69 August 09, 2022
by Smolarek October 07, 2023
when you go to the Beef N Brew in Mapleton, Iowa on a Tuesday night and get the Mexican Night Special (food poisoning inc. for free)
also slang for blowjob
also slang for blowjob
brian: "yo we gotta go to the Beef N Brew for the Mexican Night Speical bro"
alex:"yo i LOVE the mexican night special bro, she was so good at it i forgot that she was a guy"
alex:"yo i LOVE the mexican night special bro, she was so good at it i forgot that she was a guy"