SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

Parking Lot Pouncer

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.

We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

by Mamahipster April 16, 2012

parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.

As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.

by Mben22075 November 1, 2023

south buffalo park

what south buffalo mount mercy and timon think they rule. mercy women think they can run it even when they don’t go. where timon fucks shit up. where timon men get head from mercy women. where the cops come at midnight to give you garbage cans to clean ur cans up. where you drink a lot and smoke a little. where the parade gets moved to because the corona virus took over the parade. where if you live in south buffalo your parents went to park too.

mercy person: you don’t live in sb?
person: no

mercy person: wtf get out of south buffalo park
timon boy: LET HER STAY

mercy girl: gets mad

by southbuffalo March 12, 2020

braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010

Trailer Park Dishwasher

When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.

I heard that Andrew’s pull out game is weak so he gave her the good ol’ Trailer Park Dishwasher

by JonCarverIII November 11, 2022

Sex in The Trailer Park

An alcoholic beverage, very similar to a sex on the beach but it is made with a tall can of Pabst Blue Ribbon with ketchup and crushed suboxone as a rim finish.

Commonly consumed in West Virgina, Southwest Virginia, and Eastern Kentucky

Bro i just butt chugged a whole “Sex in The Trailer Park!”

by nwordwoman April 10, 2022