food

the thing we need to put down our throat to survive

Pizza is my favorite food

by bigboybaby69420 December 13, 2021

High School Cafeteria Food

The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.

Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks

by MommyMilkerStan December 14, 2021

Spin the sea food

Action of moving or dancing on a boat, while following the movements of the waves. Ideal conditions for spinning the sea food and maximum effects are: a relatively big boat, shaky weather and a crowd of at least 8.

Ultimately, this phenomenon aims to happen naturally among a crowd under the influence of drugs or alcohol. A successful spinning is marked by a high number of pukers. A sea food spinning is considered "great" when more than 40% of the crowd pukes.

Carlota! The Nat just announced that the cruise ship is about to go through a storm tonight. Let's grab a bottle of tequila, some candy corn and spin the sea food on the dance floor?

Oh did you see Tommy last? He really spun the sea food all over the place

by cocogiar December 15, 2021

Reverse Food Baby

When someone receives so much semen in their ass that they become full.

Him: Would you like a filling breakfast this morning?
Her: I’m still full from that reverse food baby you gave me this morning.

by LightFoe December 18, 2021

Food flap

Shoving food up ur vag so the calories don’t count and enjoying it ;)

I’m just going to food flap now

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

Food Guy

A guy who is not easily satisfied by food. Never leaving scraps on his plate.

Danny was not a food guy.

by Meljoy Rickets December 23, 2021

Food blindness

The severe condition where you can only see one type of food. Only way to be cured is to actually eat something different for once

“Do you like my home cooked food?”
“Wym Margret? All I see is pizza rolls”

“Ohhhh, you must have food blindness”

by Medical information December 28, 2021