benny magic

(noun) The supernatural ability possessed by any Benny to pull off the seemingly impossible, turning dire situations into downright miracles. It’s like having a backstage pass to the universe’s cheat codes.

"The client was hesitant, but Benny Magic turned a no into a yes with one straightforward pitch."

by DefinitelyNotBenny February 13, 2025

white magic powers

This is a common phrase said by White people before committing in the act of eating coleslaw or unseasoned chicken, maybe even perform a few yoga poses

“White magic powers” exclaims Whitee Mahn and starts hiking with all of his free time

by UrbanInsanity March 4, 2025

Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.

AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.

by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025

Black Magick SS

Black Magick SS (Star Ship) is an Australian rock and Metal band formed in Tasmania, Australia. They have been known for their use of World War 2 German and National Socialist imagery in their visual and Verbal illustrations such as their album covers, Band name, and Lyrics. The SS in their name usually gets mistaken for the German Waffen SS or Schutzstaffel. The SS also has been mistaken as "Sean Swanson" due to a Spotify Publisher posting B.M.S.S songs under the name B.M "Sean Swanson". Eventually the SS has been proven to be "Star Ship" by their Youtube channel's name. Black Magick SS are known for their mix of Nazi and Occult lyrics. They make an array of different genres such as Black/Doom metal, Electro, Synth, and Psychedelic rock. Their first album was "Symbols of Great Power" Released in 2012. Black Magick SS barely uploads their music onto streaming platforms and sells their music via physical copy such as in Vinyl's and CD's until recently when their music has been uploaded onto Spotify under the name Black Magick SS.

Gurt: Yo you fw Black Magick SS?

Yo: Hell yea

Gurt: whats your favorite song

Yo: Shi prolly "The Bomb", the organs sounds mad hard on that shi like 60s typa stuff yk

Gurt: HY

by Pumpkin Pringles May 5, 2025

Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025

Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.

Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.

by anonymous June 10, 2025

Booby Magic

Booby Magic occurs when two women rub their bare breasts together. This is where Unicorns, Leprechauns, Fairies, and Rainbows come from.

Did you see those 2 women in Sturgis at the Glencoe Campground pavilion #63 making Booby Magic all over the place?

by Peachy 🍑 July 21, 2025