mud flaps

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

by vwfwefewfwef March 7, 2022

the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob

____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth

by foodie420 March 9, 2022

owen flapping

where a white overweight man screams the nword at a black dog/cat while jumping up and down flaping their tits

i saw mitchel owen flapping over there.

by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022

Floppy flapper

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.

Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.

by Odinson01 May 24, 2022

STINGRAY FLAPS

When the curtains don't match the drapes down below or that shits loose and ya can't touch the sides.

Had stingray flaps cuzzz couldn't feel a thing 😹.

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

Corn flapsch

Labia on someone’s butthole.

Corn Flapsch-common in prisons.

I had diarrhea and it was really hard to wipe my corn flapsch clean.

Corn flapsch are my favorite for breakfast.

by anonymous July 2, 2022

Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.

"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."

by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022