dog cereal

When your aim is absolute trash

“Bro what are you doing, your aim is dog cereal”

by Ironangel February 14, 2024

Floridian Cereal

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.

"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"

by EV4014 March 2, 2024

television ceres

A sequence of documentary programs about da famous Roman goddess of grain-crops and fertility.

If you find ancient mythology boring but wanna be tolerant of a loved-one's interest in an in-depth television CERES, eating tasty CEREAL while companion-watching said detailed content might make said undertaking a bit more palatable.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024

Compton Cereal Bowl

This is a sexual act where you do anal with someone then after you finish, you pour milk inside their gaping anus and drink it.

Person 1: Yo what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: I gave her the Compton Cereal Bowl
Person 1: Without me???

by FRSHRTHNYOU April 6, 2024

cheeky certified

Mostly used in Philadelphia: When an American person approves of your proficiency in English.

You are for sure cheeky certified, but to be safe, I would recommend you take a TOEFL test.

by bubatzbutbatz May 24, 2024

Punani Cereal

A vagina that is so that is so delicious you can eat it with a spoon and some milk

Dude, my girlfriend Olivia has the best punani cereal.

by edge master June 5, 2024

Cyber Cerebral Sexual Ninja

During intimate sexual sessions, the partner that makes all the moves, does all the work, top to bottom and all four corners.

“Wow, I watched their video and that dude was all over the place and doing all the work upside down and all around. A straight up Cyber Cerebral Sexual Ninja!”

by Rappin James January 17, 2026