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nothin' muffin

A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.
Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.

Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.
by thekbird November 6, 2020
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muffin-fluffer

The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.
"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020
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Muffin

Oh that baker made some delicious muffins and is danish, he must be a muffin.
by tiuqegar October 7, 2020
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MUFFIN

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.
by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020
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muffin

i will eat this muffin.
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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Fudge muffin

When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)
Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!
by Cherry _ blossom 69 April 10, 2017
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crod muffin

When a girl sits on a fat boys face
by Beast1111 May 11, 2017
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