google classroom

every kids nightmare in class but you can use it with strict parents when you want to play games!

teacher:alright everyone go to google classroom!
derek:f*** no.
teacher:WHO SAID THAT

by itzvolria May 19, 2025

Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.

Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.

by 711pizza June 22, 2025

google-diagnose

When Google identifies and names a disease, illness, or problem based on the symptoms you search for.

many people google-diagnose and do not seek medical attention for their symptoms.

by Lovely Lovin August 9, 2025

googled

1) When someone has been tricked into believing something because it's on the first 2 pages of Google.

2) When someone tries winning an argument with the first example on Google's webpage.

Those people have been "googled" because they believe the craziest things.

Have you been "googled" or did you actually scroll passed the first couple of pages and got the correct data.

by Blacktripp October 1, 2025

Googlesnardel

To be blindfolded and made to lick the arsehole of another person while they cut your hair

My girl is a hairdresser she would give a great Googlesnardel.

by Emcc October 29, 2025

Google Graduate

Any person of any gender or race with or without any formal education who relies solely upon Google to provide them with every bit of knowledge they have and even goes as far as to insult others who have themselves a smartphone but ask others what something or or what something means. These same people will use their superior knowledge in which Google has bestowed them with to boast a about themselves all about a lifestyle they promote and will even mock college educated individuals on topics that those individuals went to college for simply because they know more than them based on what Google told them.

Man, you sure gotta love them Google graduates. They sure think they know everything simply because they can type it in on their phone and look it up. Maybe if that was the case trans-women would know more about Klinefelter's Syndrome and would no who they really are.

by ThaDon1988 January 7, 2026

Googleit

1. Noun (Goo gleǐt) The act of behaving as young person and working for google.

1: This asshole is behaving like a child

2: yeah he works at google. He’s a real Googleit

by MisterWiskersTech January 9, 2026