A homo hobo that goes around on Halloween and fucks pumpkins and steals Carmel flavored apples from little kids not any older then 9, sometimes he rapes them and fucks the shit out of his pumpkin. In general he beats out like 78,000000000 pumpkins every Halloween. the day after Halloween he gets all the ones he left behind

"What a Pumpkin fucker"

Pumpkin Fucker by Dilldo dilldo February 21, 2009

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pastry fucker

When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.

Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker

pastry fucker by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS December 25, 2004

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muffler fucker

noun: one who is too attached to cars, makes sweet love to cars commonly through the muffler

"Reece is a muffler fucker"

muffler fucker by Anonymous August 25, 2003

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shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch

the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)

last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch by awesome24678 May 26, 2010

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