Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.
Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!
They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
by Knert March 07, 2016
A: I know fooling around makes me an asshole.
B: no it's not but fooling around with my ex is definitely assholity.
B: no it's not but fooling around with my ex is definitely assholity.
by Nasuuu April 03, 2020
The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct
"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.
by CarlMyMan January 05, 2022
Someone who isn't necessarily an asshole and doesn't full execute on asshole-like intentions.
the proverbial "taint"
the proverbial "taint"
by The Stinky Duck January 25, 2019
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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 05, 2025
that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.
by statiq69 May 19, 2022