Struggleshooting

Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.

I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.

by Bogrimm April 10, 2017

Friday Night Bath Night

To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.

Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

William Afton

Some random dude who just won’t die

“I always come back!” -William Afton

by Skull3398 January 24, 2022

pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Gumfished

When you meet up with someone you met online and they have no teeth

Finally met up in real life with Damon who I met online and he forgot to mention he had no teeth. I was gumfished.

by CrunchyCrew February 24, 2022

Chicago Sunroof

The act of taking a dump through an open sunroof into an automobile.

Jimmy McGill gave a guy a Chicago Sunroof. Too bad he didn't realize there were kids in the back seat of the car.

by dudeman3000 April 6, 2015

Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

by will bitten August 26, 2017