French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024

French Zoned

When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.

"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"

by Claire Richard January 2, 2025

French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

by FDollCreator January 4, 2025

French Canadian Girl

: rare

: beautiful girls

: cute jeans and cute pussy

- Wow! Isabelle and Kammi are real French Canadian girls. - Yeah, those girls are the best.

by 343connor January 6, 2025

French Wheelbarrow

When a man ejaculates on hardwood floor and is put into the wheelbarrow position by his partner. With tongue on the floor and slurps it up.

Man 1: Hey did you try out the French wheelbarrow with your girl yet?

by Pun Papi June 13, 2025

French Neopolitan

When a mixture of menstrual blood, urine and feces are combined and butt chugged by either partner.

Every anniversary Jeannette gives Jean Claude a French Neopolitan for his night cap.

by pooscado June 30, 2025

French dip

Going back and forth from anal to pussy fucking, especially facilitated by the use of prophylactic antibiotics.

Lisa started a course of antibiotics today, so it’s perfect timing for a French dip tonight.

by Lisa Pies July 2, 2025