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Asian style french toast 

A singaporean style french toast is made by rubbing one toast with the chef's dick and balls, so it gets all chill with semen. The other toast is rubbed with the ass so it gets good shitty flavor. This delicacy is particularly enjoyed by people from Singapore and Malaysia.
"hey, did you see the french toast scene in Road Trip? That is an Asian style french toast!"
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She speaks french 

Used for someone (essentially females) who’s fluent at sarcasm/ very good at being sarcastic/ a sharp-witted woman
A: Are you having fun at this party?
B: Oh yes I’m loving it, it’s the best day of my life, being sidelined by my very date, standing here all alone, best day ever!
A: Ooh she speaks French!

Fungaled French Fry 

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick
Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!
Fungaled French Fry by Tabinator August 10, 2008

Soggy french-fry 

A male genitalia that will not be erect.
I could have it with him, because he had a soggy french-fry.
Soggy french-fry by Prince P July 2, 2011

Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.
Almost French by Angus12 April 11, 2012

Get French 

To get French with someone means to French kiss someone.
- You went out with Lisa right?

- Yeah. She was okay. The most she'd do was get French with me though.

- ... Forget her then.
Get French by A-tom December 5, 2012

superintendent french fries 

A derogatory term for students who strive to make the grades for the all of the school's honors societies. Singular: superintendent french fry
"Did you apply for NHS?"
"No, I'm not one of those superintendent french fries."