Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.

She gave me a Slavic apple.

by kd_whoever October 5, 2025

Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off

Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better

by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022

Apple

The reason why gravity was invented

Newton: mhhh apple, lets create gravity

by Shigmaster January 15, 2022

Apple

Just why just why

It a apple really

by Big boy 24 June 26, 2017

Bad Apple Syndrome

The inability so see nuance in a situation, only seeing things in black and white, similar to the popular YouTube music video, “Bad Apple!!” It is commonly associated with a lack of media literacy.

Guy 1: Why don’t people on twitter understand that just because sans isn’t overly emotional and edgy, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about anything at all.

Guy 2: Its because they have Bad Apple Syndrome.

by GuyWhoWritesInUrbanDictionary September 28, 2024

Apple Balls

When your penis is small, as in under average, but your balls are the size of a double d bra.

Have you heard of Joshua, I heard he had Apple Balls.

by SlavicPotator69 April 17, 2022