Turdulence

I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.

I'm so sick of this turdulence!

by Conor May 30, 2004

irish turd

When you have the flu, bronchitis, or HIV and you are feeling like shit.

I’m staying in bed today babe. I feel like an Irish turd

by Commieconnell December 18, 2017

turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.

Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.

by OtnememX March 25, 2008

Turdurken

A guy fucking a chicken, fucking a chick with a chicken dick.

Guy Genius:Hmmm, porn needs a new hero, how about we get a guy to fuck a chick with a chicken dick???

Guy2:Splendid!

Fluffer:We'll call it a Turdurken.

by Doug Fury October 16, 2008

Turdulolia

Turdulolia is the scientific word for the world of excrement. Poop, crap, toilets, flushing, constipation - they're all in this category.

Teacher: Ok, today class, we will be learning about turdulolia - so who knows something about that?

Johnny: Me teacher! It's the scientific word for CRAP!

by Emperorerror March 21, 2010

Turduckery

Acting like a bit of a turkey.

Up to no good.

and what turduckery have you been up to?

someone's turned all the furniture upside down, now thats some serious turduckery!

by tinelf January 2, 2011

turducka

a mix of turducken and malaka

you are such a turducka!

by pagniotis November 2, 2011