What the jaundice 

Basically means what the heck but in a more ✨quirky✨ Way

* something crazy happens* “What the jaundice?!”

What the jaundice by Haleyhuff January 11, 2021

Jimmy The Jizzard 

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

Jimmy The Jizzard by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021

Are the Jews watching tonight ? 

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

Jeff the Jewish guy by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Off the Jones

On heroine that smack that devil crack the flint water on a spoon

That brother off the Jones

Off the Jones by D’Ralph April 14, 2021

Jerking the Jerky 

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

Jerking the Jerky by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

Cranking the Jack by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021