keys to the trunk 

Any female who lets you penetrate her ass for the first time

Damn, i was skrewing Betty last night, and of out of the blue she offers me the keys to the trunk

keys to the trunk by dave555 April 25, 2006

Mud on the tires 

A term to describe when your having anal sex with either a man or woman and he/she accidentally/purposefully defecates all over your balls.

Damn man I was fucking this slut in the ass last night and she totally put some mud on the tires!.

Mud on the tires by AnalAdventures June 3, 2009

The Thirst 

An epidemic that seems to be spreading fast. Where a male or female does anything for a the opposite sex because they are yearning for attention or sex. Only way to be cured is to get what they are desperately needing. Seems incurable tho..

"Yo, you see how he on her.. the thirst." or "Man he been hitting me up like crazy saying he want me... he is so thirsty (the thirst)"

The Thirst by trayvillain November 6, 2011

putting toothpaste back in the tube 

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

putting toothpaste back in the tube by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

The Thirst 

The one hoe (or man-slut) who will do anything to get laid, or even touched, by another. They are THE thirst. It lives within many, but usually, there's one embodiment of the sickness that really wants it. For people of the same gender, the thirst is an embarrassment (because, of course, the thirst gives a blow to the integrity of their gender). For those desired by the thirst, it is a plague. Do not catch the plague! Ignore the thirst!

The Thirst: Unghh, I laid Richard, Tim, and Peter at the hotel! It was sooo amazing!

Normal Girl: Bitch, please! Pipe the fuck down!

Normal Guy: I don't want the thirst! Get yo' STD's and salivating mouth away from me!

The Thirst by Amaterasu_Wolf August 31, 2013

Just the tip 

during vaginal intercourse, when the man inserts "just the tip" of his penis.

Vince vaugh uses this phrase when describing the pain of dating to his secretary in "The Wedding Crashers"...."play a little game of just the tip"

Just the tip by Meltin August 27, 2005

The Top Tens 

A gay website where people complain too much

The top tens is so full of negativity

The Top Tens by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018