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Tits to the mitts

A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".
You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.
by chillablack June 28, 2010
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tit squeeze

When you squeeze a woman's breast, aka "tit squeeze" the tit being the breast, in case you didn't know.
Dude 1: dude how did your date go last night?

Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"
by Cosmo is a fag December 15, 2013
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Cyclops Tit

I tittie fucked the shit out of that cyclops tit.
by jkfootball2 January 19, 2011
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tits up

Show biz slang for hyper positive attitude. From the legendary rallying cry of the lead chorine for Broadway shows, just before they go on stage -- "Tits up, girls!" Usually an adjective -- a tits up attitude, taking the tits up approach, they want someone who's totally tits up for the job.
Everything is going to shit but my boss is so tits up I may have to kill him.

They want to see a lot of tits up attitude this quarter, when the new product rolls out.
by old lang guy October 17, 2006
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tit flip

When you get naked and rub you're tits while doing a backflip on a tampoline with whip creme in ur ass.
You: I'm about to do a tit flip.
Me: Whats that?
You: A flip with my tits hanging out! WAHOOO!
by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005
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Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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circus tits

When one breast is obviously larger than the other. Or one breast sags more. Basically a term for mismatched breasts.
Example: "I'm having trouble finding a bra that fits my damn circus tits!"
by Les Mackenzie November 27, 2006
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