Hat is a green and orange lizard like character who will eat you in your sleep if you don't feed it goats at night.
by Me donation January 4, 2021
Get the Hatmug. Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.
by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019
Get the Rice Paddy Hatmug. Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. by incre@99 August 30, 2018
Get the HATmug. by Julester July 14, 2017
Get the Hat trickmug. Once there was a token called WIF, a dog with a hat. But who put a hat on dog? $NOHAT came and removed the hat, because why would you put a hat on a dog.
by altrododo May 13, 2024
Get the the hat stays offmug. Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity
by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022
Get the Top hattingmug.